I don't know how else to start this post, other than to just blurt it out. Sydney has had no less than 5, that's FIVE notices from school already this year, that there is a "case of head lice in your child's class, blah, blah, blah". 2 months of school. 5 notices. With a big blown up photocopy picture of a bug. That lives in your hair. Excuse me while I run around my living room screaming for a minute. Now. If you are anything like me, every time I think about it, talk about it, read about it, I instantly get the heeby geeby's, and start itching my head. Blargh. Shiver. Argh. Gross.
They get checked in class. We have had weekly variations of the "talk" (don't hug your friends, wear anyone else's hats, use anyone else's hairbrush etc.), she wears her hair up every single day, I've checked her at home with almost every single bath. Still, I am paranoid. Extremely paranoid. I was telling someone the other day about my paranoia (spread the love of the ichy scalp I say!) and they suggested Tee tree oil. Yes! I had forgotten about that extra little preventative jar of hope! So off I went to the drugstore, put a few drops into their shampoo, all is right with the world.
So. This morning. My daughter is so excited about this new "special oil", to make those pesky little bugs "jump in, but then jump back out" of her hair. (my mistake for telling her what it was in the first place, I suppose). So excited in fact, that she wants to go to school and tell her teacher.
Mommy: No no Sydney, that's ok, not necessary, I'm sure your teacher doesn't care that I put tee tree oil in your hair, blah blah...
Sydney: I want to! I'll just go up to my teacher and tell her that I have head lice and...
Mommy: NOOOOO!!!!! You do NOT have HEADLICE!!! ARGH!!!! Do not say that EVER!!!!
What followedwas another in depth explanation of what the oil was for (which she does understand, but I think it was early morning, she was tired, and it came out backwards), and the ol' don't hug your friends talk again.
After 5 cases already in 2 months, can you imagine the look on this poor teachers face... Mrs. K? My mommy put stuff in my hair because I have head lice... er, I mean to make me not have head lice, er, I mean.....
Yikes.